Writers Block

Okay, so I convinced Michael to get on his blog to blog, write?' haha see I made an author's joke? Other's wouldn't understand it. Anyway, I cannot think of a damn thing to write about. I mean cut my balls off and call me Shirley Temple. I have already written about Harrison the Blue Jay and how I am pissed off at Facebook. Dang it, writers block (AKA Writers Gonnarhea) is horrible! So yeah, thats my thoughts.
My day: I have been the lazy critter that I am. All I did was eat, play yoville, facebook, and drink sundrop. Wow, real progressive day, huh?

Yoville is so fun!

Okay, there is a game on Facebook called YoVille.  Its so much fun you can make friends, parties, cars, houses, and more!  I had over a million coins but I got deleted so I am down to 2000coins.  But I can host events now. I got banned becuz I spammed.  But anyway, me and my friend Persephone and Breanna play.  Really fun.  I recommend it to anyone who loves  Facebook!


   ~ Ryan

The Asswipes @ Facebook

Well, this morning I got on to see my notifications, right?  Well they said my account had been disabled.....someone hacked or reported me.  I had a bunch of money on a game called YoVille well all of its lost and I am down to nothing.  Thanks facebook love ya!!!  Oh did I mention you can go die???

Tiredness

I am like so freaking tired right now.  We just walked about a mile and lifted weights.  Well, I probably needed it.  I am thinking of joining Heber Springs School Track.   Dang, could I run that???  Dont know.

The Adventures of Harrison the Blue Jay! Chapter 3.

He is alive!!!!!!!! The doctor's saved his life.  The kids are now back with him.  Harry and Emma are trying to work things out.  Witnesses around Shawnee said that him and Emma were on a power line discussing this.  Since Sir Frances de Rojo doesn't like kids their screwed.  Should she get back with him or stay with the rich cardinal???  Find out tomorrow on Chapter 3

The Adventures of Harrison the Blue Jay!

Their once lived a bird in the small town of Shawnee named Harrison.   Harrison and his wife Emma had just gotten married and bought a starter nest.  They had three little babies named Oscar, Denny, and Betsy.  Harrison had to some how earn a living, right?  So he got a job as an air traffic controller.  Well, why Harrison was at work......Emma left the kids with her mother Lucille.   Emma was not really going to the grocery store.....She was really seeing her ex boyfriend (A cardinal) Sir Francis de Rojo.   Harrison, the kids, and Lucille did not know that. Emma picked up the kids and dropped them back at the nest.  She packed her bags and left to go to Mr. de Rojo's.  Harrison came home and the kids explained everything.  Well,  Harrison started to drown his sorrows in alcohol.  Rojo did not like kids.   He now was a single man, had 3 kids, and no wife.  He laughed, he cried, he drank.   The tree they live in is now a tree house for the kids.  Harrison was found dead later that month.........He was on a secret mission.........The propellor hit him as he flew in front of the helicopter.   They live in Lucille's home now.

Like once there was a time..........There were Ramen Noodles.

Okay, so once the factory made and packaged Ramen Noodles.  They were then shipped to Homeland, then some how got in the pot of boiling water on the stove.....They're about to be in my stomach :)